Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Days Since Megan Has Been Laid

She's still thinking....

Okay...It's been since...I think August. Wait it's on my Blackberry....It was September 4th. Early morning.

And how do you feel about that?

Productive but not reproductive.

And what did you have to drink?

Too much.

And how do you feel with being celibate for 103 days?

Depends on the hour.

How close are you to banging Bagel Fingers? This is the barometer to how you desire to bone in general.

Cool blue. Sailing on a cool blue Ocean.

But haven't hit the sunset, just yet. Okay. Megan is Cool blue.